Who cares about clean chimneys

PreS – Happy April Fools! This is a true story :)

I had our chimney swept recently.

Two women clad in sooty charcoal woolies scrubbed 16 feet of galvanized steel pipe, 8" in diameter.

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They were here for 20 minutes and left a bill for $198.

That's $660 per hr or $3.90 per sqft.

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Had the company owner asked me last month if I wanted my chimney swept, I would have said, "No thanks, I don't think I need that."

But instead, my neighbor, whose house is a twin to ours, recounted to me with a degree of animation his chimney fire and the down-draft flames pouring into his living room.

He said, "I don't think you want to be worried about a chimney fire."

Darn straight, I don't!

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I didn’t buy a clean chimney.

I didn't buy my chimney swept.

I didn't buy my chimney swept by the hour.

I didn't buy my chimney swept by the square foot.

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I bought,

"Stop worrying about a chimney fire every winter night."

“Stop picturing down-draft flames pouring into your living room.”

Not worrying about flames in my living room is well worth $198.

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What are your people (actually) buying?

It might not be clean books.

 

 

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